not so long ago i informed you all about the deadly bird flu,some said it wont happen here,well watch the news,as a swan has been found in fife,scotland with the deadly strain!

whos scare mongering now,,? fookin told you so!

 

 

Don't eat it then

Mark

 

aaaahhhchoooo,sorry wot was that!

 

Not another one of your little jokes is it?

 

no way,,,tiz real,, just down the road from me,in fact a decent wheelie away!

we could all be up the swanny

 

Just seen the other thread on here about it too mate, not good

 

and ive just ordered adj tca,s

 

AFPMSL

Whats that got to do with the price of fish?

 

somones gonna hafta run wankforce uk!

i live in glenrothes,a stones throw from crail thrash area,pluss me cat eats dead birds,

i might not be around to fit me bits,or run wankforce uk

and me cat might mutate into a starvin sneezin pussy!

 

its prob not bird flu....just some dodgy fife disease the rest of the country doesnt know about

 

i live in fife to so i better get smoking more weed just incase

 

it the only kingdom rite enough,it musta got through last thursday when the lazy bridge staff fucked off,and let the free loader swans in for fook all,

as i say you hafta pay to get into fife!

 

I don't believe shit until i see it on the news or post a news link

 

watch the news then or read the other thread with the link smart boy!

 

It was just on the news, i can vouch for that.

 

Nice attitude


Theres many strains of bird flu, this happened down south before christmas at a bird sanctuary, it wasnt deadly bird flu.

 

Just seen it on the news - honest.

 

Easy fella's its not mutated yet, only kfc's are lethal at the moment

By the way akito, you need to pay to get out as wel

 

Agreed 103 world wide is hardly an pandedemic, still close the Forth road bridge though to keep them out

 

wot goes around comes around,besides ill prob be sneezing this time next week

 

The news said theyre testing tomorrow to see if its a deadly strain.

 

thankfully when traveling south or back north its possible to bypass fife completely

 

how do you work that one>?

pay into fife from dundee and pay into fife from queensferry,its free to leave,you just pay back in,unless you go via kincardine!

then you pass the mutants of bo,ness and falkirk through to kincardine power stations

 

say's the boy who sleeps with sheep

 

the dead swan has the h5 virus,but will be found and anounced tomorow if its the h5n1,full deadly mutated strain.

 

 

aye

 

and stinks of fish!

 

thats yer maws fanny you can smell

 

truth hurts then fish boy!

 

It reminds me of a chat up line...

Bloke to woman - 'Do you like chicken?'
Woman - 'yes' (hopefully)
Bloke to woman 'well suck my cock it's fowl!'

 

was she an old bird,?

gobble gobble!

ere hen,any chance of a lay?

ill quit now then

 

 

funny how it WAS the h5ni virus the swan had,

wots the hang up with fife then you edinburg lot,enlighten me?

i mean im actually a scouser,so most of the insults about fife go unfounded to me,but im sure the fifers on here dont throw the same petty comments towards edinburg folk,but i know glasweegians do tho!

its not our fault you want to live in tiny decrepid falling down city smog buildings after all is it,lets face it,citys stink,they are noisy,dirty and dangerous after dark, coming from liverpool a rough city i know!

so save your shitey remarks for your pals,we dont desrve to here them,

besides ! to close the bridge to stop the spread of the flu is fruitless,as birds fly,or did you think they travelled accross the bridge too?

 

Heard about this on the news shame if it spreads cos i just really enjoyed my chicken for dinner!!!

 

i feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight,

if you cook an infected bird,you cant catch it apparently,if you eat it that is.

same as eggs,but you can get it from bird lime(droppings) and blood(fresh ).

 

Well thats KFC fucked then!!!

 

Well it was from an indian so i guess it prob wasnt chicken anyway !!

 

meeeeow?