Chav Jokes:

What do you call a chav in a box?
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A: INNIT


What do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?
"Big Mac and fries please"


At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge chav male, 6ft 5in
tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the
gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Chavster. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear "Do you want a blow
job?" he whispers. At this, the chav leaps up with fire
in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,
he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves
him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing
had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that" he says "Just what did he say to
you?" "I'm not sure" the chav replies. "Something about a job."


What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.


If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.


What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


What's the first question at a chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?!"

 

 

lmao brad

 

LOL