got a chap at work, 2 years younger than me, talks nothing but bull all day long and it's getting annoying, he's one of those people who's mate has done this etc, one of which is a standard fiesta turbo which is running 3bar boost cos it has a bleed valve, his other mate whos welded a wastegate shut on a new golf gti turbo, 350bhp a+series mini which went down to 250 when a well known mini enthusisast came in. landrovers that pull up mountains on tickover... he drives a racign rover 216 which must be so fast as standard as "nothing" can touch it lol it was quite funny at first when he started coming out with all this but now it's starting to get on mine and everyone elses nerves, anyone had similar experiences? advice? lol

 

rig up some cables and power supply to his office chair, then every time he gives it the old billy bullshit give him a shock!

Cant beat some good old fashioned negative reinforcement

 

lol tell him some porkeys about cars so the next person he meets he says yeah my mate had a austin aleggro and had one off those super tbar turbo things you know the ones that boast your performance by 1000bhp.

 

Tell him he's a bullshitting prick, and STFU.

Job done.

 

lol we have already started giving him a taste of his own medicine, thing is i work in a motor factors and the reason i have that job is because of my mechanical experience, he talks to me and everyone else, even customers like we have never lifted the bonnet on a car in our lives, when he said about the fiesta running 3bar i wanted to say.. your full of it lol but it keeps us all amused but putting it up with it 5 days a week....

 

Meet these blokes everywhere i go mate

Just get technical on 'em and they STFU quickly.

 

just say to him....'look, i like you,but there is only so much bullshit i will listen to, if you carry on i will have no choice but to tear you a new arsehole.'

or, even better....place a few bets might be some easy pocket money

 

when he started going on about his mates car that runs 5bar boost i was just like.... ok is he running titanium boost hoses and intercooler just have to walk away, thing is thats annoying is i just stand there and go "ok cool" he thinks im a thick c**t when really im thinking "bullsh*ting C**k

 

best bet is to gradually correct what he is saying,or question it a little, then he'll realise your not a clueless fuckwit,and that he is!!

 

lol im still trying to figure out how boast works anyone wanna update me?

 

what do you mean?

 

14-15psi = 1bar of boost 3 bar of boost = 45ish psi boost + standard cvh turbo engine= one big explosion lol

 

lol right i get ya sweet

 

Get together with some of the other lads and come out with something really ridiculous and be very convincing that its true ... then watch him relay this info to other people and watch him become a bigger tool than he already is

Me and bubble from this BB done that to someone last year about red cars been faster than any other colour as the paint was lighter and more aero dynamical friendly ...now that was funny and went on for months

 

everytime he pipes up, say "been there, done that, got bored sold it on ebay"

 

just tell him to stfu!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?

 

Just tell him to STFU and do one

 

FPMSL who was it?? come on tell me

 

tell him you would like to meet his friend and that you are free at the weekend and you would like to look under the bonnet of his friends car as you have friend with the same car that would like to know how to do the same to his car without blowing it up

 

Had a mate with a Rover 620Ti that (allegedly) had loads done and it chewed everything up Scoob's, Cossie's Porsche's etc. He went dead silent when he got owned by our old XR2i and to make matters better the wife was driving