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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:06 PM
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Go out in your 3dr, find a bigish roundabout and have a bash at drifting.

after doing a few laps and spinning a few times move on to the next big one and once again spin - but do it infront of your missus coming the other way

she wont even speak to me now and has got a tad upset...

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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:08 PM
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just seen your from Swindon... It wasnt the Magic roundabout was it
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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why she not speaking to you???

whats the point in having a cossie and not going sideways?

might as well sell it and get a nice vectra instead

if lee saw me getting the Cossie sideways he would be proud of me i reckon

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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:12 PM
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no rad not the magic r/b lol

she said she felt sick after seeing me nearly crash and die (her words )

ps its not a cossie, just a 1.6GL lol, but will soon have around 400bhp

she seems a little pissed off with me
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I love that r/b
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
no rad not the magic r/b lol

she said she felt sick after seeing me nearly crash and die (her words )

ps its not a cossie, just a 1.6GL lol, but will soon have around 400bhp

she seems a little pissed off with me
so she doubts your ability to broadside i guess or is a petrified woman driver?
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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Stick with it mate!

What you got planned for part 2!?
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:24 PM
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Stick with it mate!

What you got planned for part 2!?
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she reckon someone called the cops, there was a 206 just sat there while i done 2 laps without spinning

think i must have span about 6/7 times in total

ah well, the cars registered at me parents house 30 miles from here
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:31 PM
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next she will be saying its cos she loves you ... she cares so much ...
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 01:34 PM
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she did say something like that, sorry scream something like that
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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part 2 is where you do it whilst shes the passenger!
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 04:08 PM
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quality

i told you, weld the fookin diff, youl be able to hold it a lot more sideways for longer without spinning, 50quid well spent!
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 04:16 PM
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part 2 is where you do it whilst shes the passenger!
Then you go deaf in your left ear as she shrieks while the cars arse swings out nice and wide
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 04:29 PM
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lmao

my trout wont even get in the car with me
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 04:31 PM
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Dan - tell her to bollocks if she thinks she is getting the double glazing now
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 05:13 PM
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we had the double glazing done last week mate

steve, think i may need it welded

she stil aint fukin takling to me, and mentioned something about a devorce

ps the car only has a drivers seat in at the mo so worries about her not getting in the car

off for a paint job soon so i better not stack it
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
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Stick with it mate!

What you got planned for part 2!?
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she reckon someone called the cops, there was a 206 just sat there while i done 2 laps without spinning

think i must have span about 6/7 times in total

ah well, the cars registered at me parents house 30 miles from here
Good effort mate!
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thats the thing you see, when i explained i needed more practice so i dont spin, she kinda told i to fuck off
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Oh well mate, just come back at her and ask her to give one of her hobbies up....
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 06:54 PM
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lol her answer would be along lines of the fact none of hers endanger your/the publics life lol
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pmsl.. you twat fudge!!!
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 07:25 PM
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well, yes
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by pee vee
pmsl.. you twat fudge!!!
agreed you are indeed a twat
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Got any pics of your drift car?
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 08:17 PM
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here is the machine outside my workshop

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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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PMSL

she will be great again..... honest..
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weld the diff weld the diff weld the diff , it is the most fun you can ever have in a 1.6 sierra, my mate had a 1.8 saff with a welded diff, used to donut around the gearstick in the dry , also, if you get some boost guage hose and connet it to your windscreen washers, run it under the car to the rear wheel arches, you can have fairy liquid and water dispensed onto your tyres on command
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
lol her answer would be along lines of the fact none of hers endanger your/the publics life lol


Is that fucker even road legal!?
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Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
also, if you get some boost guage hose and connet it to your windscreen washers, run it under the car to the rear wheel arches, you can have fairy liquid and water dispensed onto your tyres on command
gayest thing EVER to do that IMO.

i know some nobbers do that with oil too
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it didn't work at all steve , but was fookin funny
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Originally Posted by fudgeass
no rad not the magic r/b lol

she said she felt sick after seeing me nearly crash and die (her words )

ps its not a cossie, just a 1.6GL lol, but will soon have around 400bhp

she seems a little pissed off with me
Tell her you need to practice before it gets 400bhp.

The only safe thing to do really

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mate if u stack it after i get it painted for you i will personally quick your ass lol.

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Originally Posted by smithy20vt
B750NAD Spud ŠRBM2006 inside






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and the reg- dan loves his NAD's
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LMAO
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Fudge we should of put the 500 kit on it at the weekend .

and i agree with Pom.

if you scrape it after its painted, you deserve a kickin!!

POM. when is the spray happening? any ideas
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Soon mate very soon
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