After the incident with the coffin dodger and his corsa yesterday, and the fact my right leg is bloody stiffer than spikey gets reading "Farmers weekly"

I really need to get to the shops for din din's and a couple of pints of milk

Anyone fancy drivin down to ipswich and takin me the 150m to the shop

Dont think it will look too good crawling whilst crying in pain down the road

 

dont tempt me


























i may just bring some sheep to lick ya wounds, and you know where their tounge has been

 

Your one sick mofo

 

PMSL! i would mate but i aint even near you

 

i would help you out mate, but i reckon the milk might be off by the time i get there

who'd want to go to ipshit anyway? (i'm a norfolk boy originally, so canaries supporter)

 

foreigneRS

Boooooooooooooooo

Feckin canaries

 

fook off you Ipswich scum

 

I used to work for I.T.F.C

they ARE a bunch of w@nkers!!! I dont follow footie, who wants to watch 22 blokes inshorts running round a field kickin a bag of air between two sticks

 

my missus plays footie and that's more fun to watch

 

What about the American womens footie in bikinis

More please

 

more what ?! u aint getting piccies

 

 

bastid!