Going to IKEA with the Missus

 

YES...

 

very mad thing to do.she'l want everthin and you will be there for hours

 

get straight into the swedish meatballs while she walks round TIFF!!!

 

The worst idea in the world,mate
"oh look thats only 1.99 here"
"look at that ".99 pence"

£284.89 later

 

depends if you come back with anything

if you do, yes, bad idea if you dont, you kept her quiet for a few hours

 

going anywhere with the mrs is a bad idea. it,ll cost.

 

How fuckin nice are those meatballs too!!!!

 

its not possable to spend over 200 quid in ikea and get it home in the car so dont worry,,,,,,, everytime i shop there i worry about the price and its always lower than i thought

now taking her to a clothes shop ect is gonna cost,,,,,,, handbag prices are not far off robbery

 

dont do it

 

Did that last week only spent £20 though.

 

shit tiff,your really suicidel ikea on a sunday

 

bet you managed to furnish a 1 bedroom flat with that too

 

Take a very small car

 

LoL nah,was just a couple of frames from pics of the nipper.

 

Not a good idea to goi in the van then

It gets fucking worse

I have now been told

"We have got to pick up your sister on the way"

At least there will be less room to put stuff in

 

Best thing i ever did was get rid of the car

 

pmsl guarenteed to buy things you dont really need just for the fact that its so cheap

 

fuck that, ive only ever been to ikea once, i will not ever set foot in of those fucking places again in my life!

you walk in, get what you need straight away, then spens 2 hours wlaking around the rest of the fucking shop to get to the till

burn them, burn them all

 

new one open in MK... may have to give it a blast...

last time i went ikea was wembley.... 6 hrs later..

 

you always but a fooking glass vase and general drinking glasses,,,,,,,,,, all mine are from idea and the missus fills the vases with fooking stones

out flat resembles stone fooking henge

 

Ikea, Sunday, mad!! Just mad I tell you You may aswell just write the rest of the day off cos you'll spend 80% of it queuing to get in and out, 15% queuing to pay for a book case cos it was only £5 and is made from sea grass then the other 5% figuring out how to get it all in the car and why did you buy it again

 

yes because the place is full of cheap swedish tat - like a fookin jumble sale of crap !

 

On a Sunday!? Yes,very bad idea!

But as said above...Swedish meatballs with gravy followed with a DimeBar cake! Makes the trip worthwhile,kind of..

 

I'm so glad it's not just my missus that does that

 

spending 300 quid in ikea is imposable SURELY,,,,,, your NEVER gonna fit it all in the car,,,,, the most ive spent is 190 and most of that was on cuddly toys ect

the actual house stuff is cheeper than buying at scope

 

Tiff, get a dentists appointment. Much less painful

 

Maybe a motorbike??

 

Agreed! Chips, Meatballs and gravy!

 

Leave your wallet at home on purpose...........

So what ever she wants............She has to buy

 

TIFF take a large detour to pauls first then tell her she can have the change lmao


cheers jay

 

Not getting another car then Tiff.

 

I went this afternoon on my own - I only wanted 1 picture frame (cos nowhere round here sells the rally BIG picture frames) and even that was headache I just fucking HATE Ikea

 

Has anybody heard from Tiff or has he become a slave to flat pack furniture

 

He's still trying to squeeze it all in the car

 

Well all in all it wasnt THAT bad

Ended up buy 2 smart carbinates for my Model cars

(And a load of shite aswell but thats women for you )

Grand total of 223.94

BUT GET THIS

On the way homes she says, "Oh, just pull into here and i will have a quick look"

Came out with 2 sets of window blinds that i have been swearing like fuck over for the past hour

 

tiff what was the ikea bill WITHOUT your lunch tab added

 

£223.94