Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey


Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey


Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye and making love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey


Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, making love while farting?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, making love, farting and wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love, farting, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg, one eye, makin' love, farting, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?

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F**kin' talented!