1) Static car shows are pretty fooking boring
2) Watching novice drivers poodle round the track is pretty fooking boring
3) Driving up the M1 and sitting in traffic and queing is pretty fooking boring
4) Skint
5) Ain't got much interest in cars anymore
6) Can't be arsed to get up early
7) Never planned to go anyway
8) Would rather stay at home

There you go, take you pic, or apply all eight