Haha. You only get replies from people who want one or some of them or who are too bored to say anything constructive....I am the latter
Nobody's going to reply just to give you support Mr....
Andrek....Im worth much more than that............£7.50 and you have a deal
Maybe I should put myself on ebay

That'll alleviate a couple of minutes of boredom whilst I write all the good and bad points about my stature and temperament.