Yep had a couple come round earlier to buy my old Transit
All was well until just after the money changed hands!
I was filling out the V5 and the geezer said to his wife "Shall we put it in your name love" she replied with a "yes that would be best"
So i asked for her name and he said with a very serious face Mary, Mary Quimm, Q U I MM
Fook knows why she would marry a geezer with a surname like that and fook knows how i kept a straight face