just looked it up (hence the edit) but the fastes man is a guy called bailey who ran at 27mph! so running is not an option! where your in bear county you either have
1) a Big fook ass gun
2) a jar of vasaline!
3) a big pot of hunny and hope its name is winnie!
bit nasty it had to be killed tho! dont forget we moved into its land not visa verca....tho most americans think they own the world!