Originally Posted by MadMac

Ive done that to one of the kids that lived next door who was reving their scramblers at 10 at night. He was so shocked he didn't actually say anything untill I started walking away and he said

"Oit, wot ya doin, dem my keys you wanka."

My reply

"You can have the keys back thought your letter box at 4 in the morning when I go to work."

Got home, sat in the garden and heard his whining to his mum, her responce..

"Well I told you if you do it people will be upset, so your better go asking him nicely for the keys back because I'm not going to do it for you."