my GF asked to drive my car once...

so i loaded up a copy of "lvie for speed" on the computer (a really really realistic driving game) n set the car to be a 4.5L V8 RWD Turbo pushing 32psi and making about 1000bhp then set the rear tyres so 195 profile with full race clicks n set the track up as wet...

told her "try driving this computer game as the car behaves EXACTLY like mine does"

surfice to say she couldnt even get the thing off the line, n it scared her so much she's now terrified of ever driving my car the bitch wont ask again

bad side is shes now pretty scared to get it in even with me driving and screams every time i give it some welly