Returned a tool to my local branch as it was a load of rubbish yesterday and the guy didn't have any £5 notes so I gave him the £7.01 and he gave me a £20 note as a refund. Job done. Or so I thought

Went to buy fuel last night at the FS meet only to find the £20 was a fake. Shall I say the conversation was an interesting one this morning as the doors opened . The lad that did the refund was there and denied giving it to me until I produced the receipts. Little fooker tried to deny the note came from there and said he gave me 2 tenners. He didn't seem at all surprised when I told him the note was naff though He wasn't going to give me a replacement until I offered to make him eat it then he had a kind change of heart

Apologies to MadMac for bitching about it for half of last night