were gonna go there soon, that was the plan, i was ment to go a few years ago but the first week i had to work so the missus went without me and i was ment to meet her there but instead i spent the money on fitting a turbo engine in me cabrio



hooligan you aint kidding about religious bollox there, her grand parents have piccys of got and jesus in every room

its a very very laid back place ( and im a lazy fooker aswell rememeber)

you say its expensive to live there but honestly my missus came back with half the money i gave her went she went, ok she was staying with her aunts and grand parents ect but i was ipressed as she also had to leave clothes there top get her new clothes back

were gonna take a week there to see if i can get away with the hot temps there

the english thing aint a prob as they all speak english and living in london ya get used to talking to people and them not replying in english anwyay but they still do a proper job on washing me car so ive never held that against em

ive also noticed the price of property has gone up alot, we was gonna buy a shell of a house 5 years ago when we first met for 25k and her family ( all builders and boxers ) where gonna fit the electrics and the water supply

but i pulled out as i didnt wanna leave this great country that i was stupid enough to think looked after me

calls to malta are a fooking mare too, hence why we aint spoke to em as the maltease never stop talking

we spoke aboiut it to her dad last time and the first thing he done the next day was booked us a flight to go there open return

but hes gonna retire in a few years and move back so if we ask he the fooker will sell our flat and drive us there before he has hes dinner

what i was thinking abotu is when moving to another country what have i got to take into consideration, visa's, mastercard, passport, work permit, imagrant status ( ill be the imagrant for once )

dont talk to me about a maltease temper either

her family are a nightmare when they get going and her old man whos a proper grafter and nice guy fooking switch's big time , he was also a boxer too so i tend not to get on the wrong side of him


last thing, when ya was saying about old granadas ect her grandad still has a mk3 cortina that hes soo proud to own, he sounds like Dell Trotter talking about his capri ghia