Sex with teenagers and pretending your 21 is the way mate, trust me

Girl i really really like now (actually enough to properly go out with, which is mega rare for me!) is 20, and thats pretty old for me, 18 is the norm

Think ive fell for this bird, really like her and only known her a few weeks, and I forgot to even get her number, argh, ive gone all soft

Happy birthday in advance tho mate