Wonder if he goes out on the pull in it
....After a great first date, the Mini owner offers to drive the beautifull leggy blonde home, for a night of steamy passion....
Owner - "So, can I give you a lift then. My brand new Mini is just outside 
"
Blonde - "Oh yes. You know Mini's make me horney baby..."
....Outside they approach the car....
Owner - "Ah theres my BRAND NEW Mini"
Blonde - "Ah.. Um, think I'll get the bus actually.... Er, don't call me okay? There's a doctors around that corner over there... LOSER"
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