Anyone know what day the Guildford cruise is? Is there one this weekend? What time and where is it?

If there is one this weekend and the beast is sprayed I'm going, anyone else fancy it/going already?

If it happens though, I refuse to wear burberry, moschino, a cap at a jaunty angle or chat up 15 year old girls with hula hoop [that's the toy not the crisp] sized earings.

If they're 16 though, game on.