Got a text off a mate earlier thats a big Liverpool fan that just said "Oh my god"

Fearing the worst for his Focus I sent one back saying "where are you - and will a tow rope be sufficient ?"

He replied with - "No use Im in the pub, crying"

Thinking it even worse than I first thought I replied.... "Shall I get the trailer ?"

He then phoned me and told me there was some football game going on

How was I to know

Think he's still in there & still celebrating