Porkie! If only i had that much know how, i do say anything, but within reason eh buddy

Ste, you never guess what, that was my first idea a few weeks ago, was thinking of building a hydraulic dildo, im sure it would sell, but id just go OTT and make stupidly large ones based on my own wang Lawsuits would follow

Leccy windows for an escort, i wouldnt waste my time

Was thinking of an remote operated office chair, with a phone and joystick, powered by a busa turbo