I LOVE DRUNKARDS that try to get into a fight with me!

See, I don't drink. Ever. So you might say I'm just a tiny bit quicker and more coordinated than them so by the time they take a swing at me I'n either halfway home already or landed one square on their jaw

These kids are a laugh as well: they give you lip when they're with a couple of their mates, you walk up to the one that has the biggest attitude and smack him one and watch the rest run off

The other day there were a couple of them drinking, eating and smoking near my garage so when they were getting ready to leave, leaving a mess behind, I stopped the mainman and made him pcik up all the cigarette biits etc. and put them in his pockets before I let him leave

Not so tough now are we son?