I dont find it funny coming around a corner on my bike to be greeted by a pile of horse shit the size of a fucking small child

And i ALWAYS slow down for horses - its not their fault the people riding them are cnuts

And i aint tarring everyone with the same brush, but the ones i come across are ALWAYS stuck up twats that think you should give em a round of appluase because they are on a fucking horse!!! Hello its the year 2005!!!

Sorry rant over.............. and breathe