there was a customer of mine was talking about his off road adventures and crashing at 35mph dpwn hill ( which is fooking fast as most people dont get to 25mph )

anyway i was talking about my collar bone being broke and how much pain it was and how it hurt more when i cried ( yes im a pussy but unless ya brake ya collor bone ya cant even belive the pain it is, try that in a forrest before the invented the mobile phone and waiting for a mate to ride off for help then get back to me !!!! )

anyway he was saying about his 35mph slowish crash, i listend and nodded as i just sold him a set of wheels and i built em for him so i allowed his talking and let him talk his shite while i nod

he then takes off his top and shows me his scar adn his shoulder


THE FUCKING BONE IS STICKING OUT OF THE TOP OF HIS SHOULDER UNDER HIS SKIN !!!!!!!!!, it was likema chiken bone from KFC was stuck there, he was saying they gotta break it again to reset it

i was almost sick, anyway he came ina few weeks later happy with my work ( for once i get a happy customer ) and invites me to the alps for a single track down hill as a guys pulled out and i just gotta sort the flght and im there



i declined as i aint gonna have a chance to keep up with him and hes obviously mental to keep doing it as a hobby when its actually deformed him