Originally Posted by Paddy
They have some 5* static caravans still available that will need to be BOOKED in advance, the fitty said it would be £146 for 2 nights
5 star
Quoted from the english tourism council:
"There will be a restaurant or other eating area open to you for breakfast and dinner. Alcoholic drinks will be served in a bar or lounge. A majority of the rooms will have en suite facilities."
"Will offer a more formal style of service with a receptionist on duty, room service and a laundry service."
"All bedrooms will be en-suite. Spacious public areas and will have a strong emphasis on food and drink. Room service should be available 24 hours a day."
"Spacious, luxurious establishments of the highest international quality throughout. There will be a range of extra facilities and be amongst the best in the industry."
That's gotta be worth £146 for 2 nights surely