Oh , I just remembered that when I got dropped off at the Travel Lodge next to The Halfway House the door was locked and I had left my keys in the reception cos I know what I am like when I am pissed.

There was a sign on the door saying "There is no in the reception and there will be someone back at 3am"

It was only half past two so I started screaming something like " I paid £60 for this fookin hotel room and I can't even fookin get in , someone best open the door"

The bloke turned up with a not very impressed look on his face

Think I woke half the hotel up