Arghhhhhh

I am (well was) so fooking angry last night.

There i was driving along on my way to my weekly bowling match. I turn into a road called the ravine. This is basically a one way road down a cliff that has big walls on either side in a valley. I has a bridge over it as well.

Well i get half way down here having fun round the bends when i hear a splat on my car. There is a white blob on my windscreen that looks like it has come from megabird . WTF i am thinking. I pull over at the end of the road and get out to have a look to find there is shit loads of paint all over the bonnet, the windscreen, the roof, the back window and the spoiler!!!

Some little sh1t has chucked it off the bridge for a laugh. I 6k launch it back to the top of the bridge but they have run.

I try and wipe it off as best as possible but it smears in like mad! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!

I rush home and pray its not gloss paint, luckily it was emulsion so just about washed off, although it took me about 4 hours in the rain and dark. After i think i have finished i go straight down the police station where they tell me theres really nothing that can be done

When i woke up this morning i can see a residue and loads of little splats where i have missed and in the gaps and sh1t.

Not happy at all now. How am i going to get the residue and stuff off?