Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
Originally Posted by RSCossieKim
Well erm ye - only MY car could be as sexy as she is
Well MY car is a bit of a fast mover

and HE wants a date with your SEXY beast
(oh and btw aint blue a boys colour

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Well no point in the date, think he may be too quick for her

, plus only the best will do for MY baby, has too be 100% perfect in everyway, isn't there a bit of rust somewhere..........

Sorry not perfect enough for my babe

(CRYSTAL blue, is a girls colour, too bright to be a bloke

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Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
Originally Posted by RSCossieKim
is that a bit of memory loss, don't worry you can blame that on your age too hun

Well i do remember two things
1/ You are only as old as YOU FEEL
2/ I like FEELing 21 year olds

(only problem is i cant actually remember the last time I did pmsl

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Put your hands together for Passion Fords Pervert

So how old you actually feel then, don't knock too many years off.......you might give yourself a heartattack
Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
Originally Posted by RSCossieKim
HENCE THE PLATE

I don't have to keep reminding everyone

Clever see
CLEVER, doh

and there was me thinking it was just the opposite

thought it was just incase u forgot what your name was u could have a quick look

Listen hun, I know you don't want everyone to know that your losing your memory, but there's no need to turn it around and PRETEND it's me whos losing mine
Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
Originally Posted by RSCossieKim
I don't think you putting me over your knee is a good idea either - it might break
Whys that then getting a bit heavy are you

Depends what you class as heavey to answer your point

I could say something else but I will refrain, else we will be arguing on here all week
Originally Posted by The Rapid 1
MIDDLE AGED - my sides
And more experienced - well that's probably true - but it's the only thing you got going for you when you get OLD, you loose your looks, your memory, your body...fook...it's about the only thing going for you