HOLY THREAD REVIVAL BATMAN!!!

I remember snapping a O/S/F driveshaft on my 4x4 saph and parked it up on the street outside my mums house. It was the 3rd shaft to snap and I was pissed off with replacing them at £250 a pop (I didn't know the engine mount had snapped until later). I bought a smoker to run around in until I could be arsed sorting the cossie. 4 months went by and I decided to order a shaft and engine mount and get it sold on. When they arrived, I went to grab my keys and go fix it. Could I find them anywhere? No. Checked draws, cupboards, bedrooms. I must have put them somewhere safe in case someone broke in the house for them. I looked for 2 days straight. After no joj, I decided I was going to smash the window and have it towed to my friends garage for repair......... only to see the keys sat in the ignition. In plain site of everyone walking past.

My cossie had been sat on the street, in Manchester, with the keys in the ignition for 4 months, with no disklock on and not a single person had attempted to take it. Madness.