Saw a mental bit of road rage a while back..

Pizza moped geeza driving like an absolute twat cuts up two geeza's in a transit to park outside the pizza place. Words are exchanged (ahem) then the pizza bloke picks up his big old bike chain. One of the transit blokes goes apeshite and grabs a bat from behind his seat.. jumps out of the van and twats the pizza chap on the fore arm (as he held it up to prevent a trip to the dentist). Ive never seen someone run so fast (not surprised if it hurt as bad as it sounded ) locks himself in the pizza shop so the van man does all the windows.

This was infront of what had to be a 30 car queue, madness.

I was at a drive in and just stopped on the way out like 2 meters from the bin to do my bit.. 'keeping britian tidy' and all that, when some fucktard forigner gets on the horn and tells me to move while doing the corrosponding hand guesture. I tell 'it' (one of those people you cant tell if its male or female) to fuck off and they are still on the horn giving it all this and that, so I strolled back to the bin, grabbed the bag then emptied the contents on the fuckers lap through the window. Two council bin blokes behind were pissing themselfs.

Also had some really fat whore, real wayne and waynetta bitch, almost fall out of the passenger side window abusing me driving by for her dumbass husbands mistake. I only mention it as I felt so embarassed for her and anyone that knows her.