We used to have protests all the time at Uni - the combat trouser wearing goons, usually protesting about war in a 1960s flower power way, would march up and down all day.

So, we (sports team) decided to protest against protesting. Loads of people thought we were attempting some sort of post-modern irony, but the Uni paper was disappointed when we told them, in a true English style, "Irony? Nope, we're shit-faced"

Why did I ever think that was a good idea?