No but this must come close ,thank fook she didnt have a camera
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i once went out and got so drunk on guinness,that i woke in the night and wandered into the bathroom for a shit(apparently) My girlfreind thought it would be a good idea to follow me to see if i was OK
She found me perched on the edge of the bath,and befor she could pull me off(the bath that is) i shat in it ,apropper gooey mess (apparently)
In the aftermath of push and shove i tummbled backwards into the gooey excrament To which she hosed me down with ice cold water
and put me on the sofa,yet again apparently as i have nooooooo recolection of any of the above events
But she wont ever let me forget it
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oh well Happy days