I was dropping the kids off to a birthday party when a new quashqui revered into an Audi right in front of me, it made a crunch and they knew they hit it as they stopped and looked behind there shoulders and then drove off, dented the bumper slightly and marked all the paint, I told the misses to write the plate, colour and car down on paper and waited for Audi driver to turn up so I could give him the details of the knobs that drove off, poor bloke would of had the damaged taken out of his wages as it was a company car, I can't stand people any more if I'm honest, pretty much everyone is a selfish cunt that only thinks of themselves.

The once I seen a micra with a flat tyre on the pavement of a chockablock 30mph dual carriageway in rush hour and two old biddies sitting there, I pulled over and asked if they needed help, fortunately someone was coming but they had sat at the side of the road for 45 minutes and I was the only person out of thousands of cars that must of passed that could be arsed to offer help.