Just had a tot up of incedents of which none were our fault

Last car she a some gimp reversed into whilst she in butchers (he saw it and told her whilst she was in the queue ) when it was les than a year old

My van was keyed in its second year and some clown reversed into a couple of years ago when I was sat in it waiting for my middle lad

Eldest lads car was driven into the back of and hit as he was going round a roundabout last year by some berk ot looking

I'm gonna see if I can get a group discount from hummer or maybe a gun..

Those blokes opening doors on the van deserve a proper slap