Short version of what i got was.....

2 weeks ago bloke A walked in front of an escort cossie, spat on the bonnet and walked off

soooooo last week bloke B from the cossie (along with all his mates) spotted bloke A sat in the back seat of a Beamer, they then dragged the driver out to try and get bloke A out of the car and beat him up, in the process denting a few panels on the Beamer.

Thats as much as I know, oooh get me gossip queen!