Lol @ fraggle!
Bassboy yes that looks like your getting a really good finish there. I would love to get that with mine and as I say if I polish it with the poorboys stuff I use the swirls will mostly be gone but one wash and they are back!
I know there are detailers all over the country but would probably use one recommended if they were local and weren't looking to pull my pants down as really the £100 late last year lasted one or two washes at most.