Agreed on 5th gear
Tbh alot of so called detailers' simply fill the swirls with product...so swirls ain't never really gone, plus it is ni on impossible not to get the odd swirls unless It lives in a dry hermetically sealed vault, removing swirls requires alot of knowledge on paint/laquer types, plus being sure of what you got too play with before you do it, depth,tools,products.....and that's before we go into wet flatting..
So id say A.. Get on detailing world, shit load of technical info on washing/maintaining/caring for your motors, and B plenty of guys on there round Essex who do this day in and out so will probs be only too happy too sort/advise on the best fix and or way to do it yaself and save a few bob
They ain't bad webs, just ain't something you wanna see on a motor like yours..
Oh and leave the Turkish baths alone unless its for heath or sexual reasons, as its £5 a wash for a reason