Was trying to find a pub to meet a mate for a drink last night, driving round Leatherhead and pulled up to a set of traffic lights, my mate Tony was in front in his turbo and we both noticed a rusty nova next to us, stero on full blast, with your usual chav driver

the chav saw the turbo and decided to race Tony...we both knew the corner after the lights was sharp (after getting lost for the last half hour

) so went round the corner slowly...
caught Tony up just round the corner and noticed the nova had stacked it into a grass verge, bumper hanging off and buckled wheel

I just pissed myself laughing as he tried to race off with his car coughing and spluttering
Then got a text from Tony after he'd got home saying a kid in a BMW had tried racing him on the motorway on the way home, but Tony didn't want to play call....the kid flipped the car and completed annihalated his dad's brand new 05 plate BMW

he was ok though