>A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
>
>Barman says: "No."
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>Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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>Barman says: "No."
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>Duck says: "Got any bread?"
>
>Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
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>Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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>Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
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>Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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>Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask
>me
>
>again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d
of a f**king bird!"
>
>Duck says: "Got any nails?"
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>Barman says: "No"
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>Duck says: "Got any bread?