I have a cossie story that is to be very true:-

Back in the early 90s I was still living at home with mum & dad, I was 12 going on 13 & a guy in the next street always had either a Rs turbo in his drive or a sapphire cosworth, him & is mates would be racing them round the estate like it was a race track!!! At the time I thought this was amazing (when I think back I can still see the tire marks left on the road as he & his mate took it in turns to go round the block) this went on for days, then all go silent... As i used to have to walk past his every day to go school (yes kidds walk!!!) no sign of the cossie they were there but no cars?? Then a weekend would come & wacky races would commence??? Different cossie different colour with his mates in RST or Astra GTE all racing like mad I thought it was grate, until my mum had enough 1 night & phoned the old bill, 20min police chase round the estate later all went silent again?? Turns out he was 1 of the biggest C-nts for pinching cars & is favorite the cosworth..... God knows how many he had or wrote off Burt out?? I do know he got a rite kicking then sent down his mum moved away & so did all the trouble!! Funny thing is though that's 1 of the reasons I fell in love with the cosworth & now own 1 & I drove through my old estate once in my cossie & who was sitting outside a pub drinking with his mates, yes the thieving C-nt I've never seen any 1 stand up so fast as slowed down in my car to have a quick perv at the 2 blonds in the beer garden but when I saw him I gave it Beene & have never even been back to that estate since.