No worries Jordan it is a Genuine forsale thread with a bit of piss taking.
But plans may have changed. .... might keep it as a spare backup car.
And badj are you the Arthur daily of Wales, with your reworded add even I want to buy it!
Lol, there's always a positive way to look at most things, even if you resent it!
I would say that considering you can get what is a great little bargain like that for £300, and easily a 1.7 puma for about the same...
A bit of fiddling and maybe a good chuckle for £600
(attempts to breed inspiration into potential buyers...)