pmsl - GREAT MINDS lol..

I was working at a Ford main dealer in Worcester a few years ago, one of the lads fitted a new engine in a Transit Luton van, unfortunately he forgot/didn't bother (whatever) to empty the old intercooler of oil.

I was squirting the 'rod bender' into the intake hose as he sat in it cranking it over, luckily he was sat in it, as once it fired, it picked up the old oil from the intercooler and revved FLAT OUT

Me -

Him -

He put it in 5th gear and dropped the clutch, the back wheels did a bit of a burn out and when it stalled the turbo made a proper CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA that an old WRC car would have been proud of.

Bearing in mind it was a brand new engine, he was lucky it didn't fuck it!