The remap was a pointless waste of money then! A mk6 petrol, best engine mods will be a full exhuast/filter, you could run mild piper cams on a standard ecu, but it will need mapping. If you want to run decent cams, like Shawspeed SS4's, you'll need an aftermarket ecu like an Omex 600, so budget a grand just for the ecu and map...

Duratec conversion is a good route too, quite expensive still as the blocks demand good money, but, your best option is to buy a faster car.

Your sarcastic tone is a little dickheaded considering all we're trying to do is answer your question!