Originally Posted by DaveEscos
i have an image of Pon, slouched on his Chaise Longues.... ina red velvet dressing gown.. drinking Vino in front of deperate housewives whilst stroking his chin
oh dear!

Not at all.
I'm relaxing in a comfortable leather armchair, in my smoking jacket, pointing at the floor, and saying:
"You see that puddle of spit - that's your mum that is"