reminds me of the jobsworth pretend policeman who said he wanted me to write down my details as i didn't have a number plate on my car when i was filling up in tescos a while back

i'd just had the bumper fitted and was on my way to get the special fittings to get the number plates screwed on and he was all huffing and puffing and shit

i polity told him to get fucked

if it had been a proper policeman and i had been pulled over i probably would have grovelled a bit knowing that i was going to get fined and then been thankful that i wasn't but my last run in with the law on motoring related matters was when the popo decided that i had jumped a red light after following me for about a mile after i hadn't let him out of a petrol station
he came across all big and tough and hard as nails but i stood there and said yes sir no sir three bags full sir when he was reading me his list of things that i shouldn't have been doing and all thing things he was considering prosecuting me for and once he's put me down enough he said fuck off and don't let me catch you again

i seriously do believe that these guys have nothing but a chip on their shoulder due to the fact that they've either been allowed to get away with it for so long or that they were bullied at school for being cunts, as a mate of mine once said to a policeman, "if you weren't wearing them boots you wouldn't be doing shit" when he was being threatened with arrest