Originally Posted by
Paynee
Got to be a piss take surely, what an opener to an ad
'She has indeed had a hard life, as the 6 owners before me, YES 6!! abused her like an ugly duckling... Smoking inside her and all sorts, just goes to show what nasty people are out there'
Then going on to say how she loves being spun through 2nd and 3rd gear. The guys smoking something for me. Explains his asking price too!
Also, 'Now, all of this has been fitted by me and a friend, oh yes! No messing about here!'


Exactly but what's the point? Why would you want to deliberately make yourself look like a complete dick.