mate in his 4x4 bombing through a village hit a cat .he stopped to see the cat was moving but on its back .he was so certain it was totally mangled he thought he would put it out of its misery .a trunceon that he carries in the truck was swiftly used to put the poor thing out of its agony.a bit upset he stops in the next village anbuys himself a drink .he returns to his truck to find the police stood next to the truck.excuse me sir have you just killed a cat in the village .he explains the situation and apologised for maybe going a bit to fast.policeman says can you come to the front of your car sir.he carnt believe his eyes embedded in his bumper is the remains of a cat.totally confussed he said i must have hit another cat and didnt know.policeman says i dont think so sir a little old lady pulled us up in a right old state saying her puss was sunning itself by the road when some crazed man came and clubbed it to death.the policeman trying to fight back the laughter.tells him to explain whats happened to the old lady and it wont go any further .mate is at this moment flowers and chocolate in hand on his way to cosole the old dear