Ive done a few pretty impressive dumb crashes.
Rolled a mitsubishi into a ditch. drove my old puma off a small cliff when the brakes failed landing in bushes - car undamaged apart from scratches in paint!!
This is my most infamous crash though:

started the automatic car in Drive by mistake and it shot forward



apparently there is supposed to be some interlock to prevent you starting an automatic car in drive. apparently not in this case