The funniest accident that springs to mind for me has got to be when I was with my dad when I was about 13-14.

We were in a multistorey car park and he was trying to show off saying what a brilliant driver he was, proper smooth etc as we were looking for a parking space.

He found a space and said to me 'watch how well I can get in this space son!'!!

He swung into the space way too fast and didn't see the big concrete pillar (fuck knows how!!) and smashed straight into it ruining the bumper, nearside wing, headlight, bonnet and slam panel!!

I just replied along the lines of 'yeah, proper smooth!!' whilst pissing myself laughing to which he got proper angry with me!! Lol!

He got that repaired and the same day he got it back, hit a bollard and creased the nearside rear door and the same day after getting that repaired, he reversed into a skip destroying the tailgate!!

He gave up repairing it after that!

Got made redundant from his job due to accidents in the van. He had to use my car for a job interview once. Hit a parked transit and smashed the brand new genuine Ford front bumper I fitted to it a couple of months earlier and then just drove off!! Cock!

I banned him from using my car again after that.

He never drove a car again which is a shame as he loved driving but unfortunately his health took a turn for the worst (hence the reason for the most of the accidents).