was working at a gentlemans house today who i shall i say is a public servant,we were discussing the recent car thefts & house break-ins & his advice (off the record mind) was give them a proper kicking to point where they are out cold then dump them on the other side of the road & leave them there,dont ring the police,dont admit ti anything....
bouncer mate of mine did a similar thing to 2 lads that tried to nick his trailer,saw them trying to nick it,so practiced his cricket swing on one of their legs,his mate said he was going to come back & get him so the lad got his other leg broken as a warning to the other lad of what he would expect
coppers knew the bouncer & asked how he happened to break both legs,"he fell into the trailer running away from me,then fell again trying to get out" was his reply
both lads darent say otherwise
this was about 20 years ago now,he never had any bother after that though
it appears its all they understand....