Yep , danny sorted it out last week but you obviously missed it!!.
Apparently it was something about 14.5 degree advance and the angle of the self lubricating mingewig being the only real explanation of how the egg came about momentarily before the chicken exploded all over the baffled fucknuckle.
Obviously tony disagreed and stu refused to comment but the early learning centre,s "my first computer" confirmed danny's results to be correct although there was a small amount of pitting on the top of the egg , the cause of which is unknown.
HTH